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april 10, 2024, unless you live in arizona, where it's 1864, pardner. giddyup. because yesterday, the arizona supreme court reinstated a 160-year old abortion ban. [booing] that is crazy. but remember, it's arizona, so it's a dry crazy. here's what happened. this is fascinating. yesterday, the state supreme court, right? the state supreme court ruled that because roe v. wade had been overturned, nothing prevented arizona from enforcing the 1864 ban, a law so old that it was passed before women had the right to vote. yeah, it's true. to which the arizona supreme court said, "don't worry. we'll work on that one next." now, this law is so old that it predates the invention of the cowboy hat, the urinal, the

paper clip, and the machine that makes paper bags. should we really be enforcing laws from an era where the cutting-edge tech was "bag"? also, did you know that in 1864, arizona wasn't even a state. you can't enforce state laws from before it was a state. if you could, people in massachusetts would be arrested for "failure to buckle hat." where is this law even going to take effect? here's a map of the arizona territory in 1864. back then, part of it was the confederacy, on the bottom there, and the top half was so big it included what is now las vegas. you know what they used to say back then. what happens in vegas actually happened in arizona. now, election-wise, this ruling by an all-republican court is almost guaranteed to backfire. because since the dobbs ruling,

this issue has been a disaster for all the republicans' attempts to keep suburban women voters. so g.o.p. candidates are now backpedaling like a tweaked-out unicycle chimp. take g.o.p. senate candidate and woman watching you drown, kari lake. after the ruling, lake said, "i oppose today's ruling, and i am calling on democratic governor katie hobbs and the state legislature to come up with an immediate commonsense solution that arizonans can support." which is a surprising position to take because this is what she said right before the dobbs decision. >> we have great legislation already on the books, so when this decision comes down, that will kind of click in and we will see older legislation that's already been passed, and arizona will not be a state where abortions are happening. i am pro-life 100%. let me change that. i am pro-life 1000%. >> stephen: "let me change that again. what does pro-life mean? no habla ingles! brring-brring!

hola!" [applause] now, as bad as that looks for kari lake, things look even worse for donald trump. just two days ago, he posted... [cheering] it's nice to have trump fans here. that's nice. [booing] just two days ago, he posted this video. it's a joke. he posted this video on truth social. >> i was proudly the person responsible for the ending of roe v. wade. >> stephen: "reminder, ladies, that was me! i'm the one who did it to ya. i also had the idea for period cramps, insurance not covering mammograms, and all your friends getting brunch without you." now, in that video, in that video right there, trump was trying to stake out what he thought was a moderate position. he had previously floated the

idea of a federal 15-week abortion ban, but he softened his position to this. >> the states will determine by vote or legislation or perhaps both. and whatever they decide must be the law of the land. >> stephen: then the next day, the arizona supreme court drove his campaign clown car into kookoo-canyon. that is the most awkward timing for a politician since fdr made his second most famous speech. >> december 6, 1941, a day that, frankly, was kind of a snoozefest around here! let's hope tomorrow is more exciting! >> stephen: and trump hasn't exactly been a north star on this issue. in fact, over the last 25 years, his position on abortion has shifted 13 times. "i'm pro-choice. i'm pro-choice not. i'm pro-choice. i'm... pro-choice not.

oh! oh! you know. you know, flower, you kind of look like a pretty lady. with white hair all spiked up. you want to make $130,000?" [cheers] apparently... trump apparently also has no clue how abortion works. >> it must be remembered that the democrats are the radical ones on this position, because they support abortion up to and even beyond the ninth month. >> stephen: "it's true! it's true. way beyond. it's true. no, no, i know a lady. she was nine months pregnant, went to the hospital. the doctor yelled "push" and then she comes out and get this -- wasn't pregnant anymore.

who did it? i bet it was that little guy in the bassinet. where'd he come from? he's probably an immigrant. he's got no i.d. on him, and frankly folks he's speaking a language no one's ever heard of." clearly... "i think it was chinese. i think it was chinese. he goes goo goo gai pan." trump's criminal trial starts here in new york on monday. [cheers] you've read? the first order of business is jury selection. reportedly, trump's lawyers want a jury that includes public employees like police officers, firefighters, and sanitation workers. well, sanitation workers make sense. they're gonna want jurors who are comfortable with giant sacks of garbage. on the other hand, prosecutors are looking for educated voters from democratic neighborhoods, and are fishing for those who are fond of late-night comedians like stephen colbert. that's right! [cheers and applause]

look at that. damn straight. my audience is perfect to decide this case. it's all in our new slogan: "the late show with stephen colbert: guaranteed to get you jury duty!" you're welcome. but if you think donald trump's lawyers aren't ready for this trial, you'd be right. because we found out today that, in an attempt to get relevant files from a former district attorney, trump's lawyers subpoenaed the wrong jeremy rosenberg. two jeremy rosenbergs in new york city? what are the odds? oh, and, i'm being told, very good. thank you. that's my researcher jeremy rosenberg. no relation. now, after getting the subpoena, the wrong rosenberg, or the "fauxsenberg," set the record straight. he wrote to the attorneys, saying, "i don't have any files for you," and explained that he

tried calling to explain but the phone number trump's lawyers provided was disconnected. okay, okay, but that's probably on rosenberg. if it's trump's lawyers, you have to dial the country code for russia first. trump's lawyers. oh, oh, so daring. trump's lawyers also sent the guy some money for shipping of the requested files, and the wrong rosenberg informed them, "p.s. i'm keeping the $15." oh, watch out, jeremy. you don't wanna piss off donald trump! he'll send a squad of goons to rough up someone with your name. and even after he told them they were mistaken, trump's lawyers still thought their rosenberg was the rightsenberg. they even complained that rosenberg had displayed a "flippant and dismissive approach" to the request. to which the prosecution said they spoke with mr. rosenberg's counsel. mr. rosenberg was not served with the subpoena and does not have any connection to the brooklyn address where the subpoena was served and

concluded, correctly, "the defendant has served the incorrect person." you can see it all dramatized on "law & order: sv-who?" [cheering] now... quality. it's a quality joke. good family joke. now, to the world of sport where, it turns out, the ncaa women's basketball tournament final on sunday drew more viewers than the men's final for the very first time ever! [cheering] look at that. that's kind of neat. that's cool. it's official! women's basketball? now your basketball. everyone else is playing "boy-sketball." after the final viewership tally, the championship games pulled in 18.9 million viewers for the women and 14.8 million on the men's side. [applause] and, i believe, in light of this

news, cbs might want to make its primetime lineup a little more female-focused. so tune in sunday at 9:00 p.m. for "track her." he found your mom. she wants you to text her back. down in washington tonight, this is probably over by now. president biden hosted a state dinner for japan, featuring paul simon and guest of honor prime minister fumio kishida. so, of course, paul simon kicked off with his old hit, "me and fumio down by the schoolyard". we got a great show for you tonight! my guests are christiane amanpour and actor wilmer valderrama. but when we come back, "meanwhile"! join us, won't you? ♪ ♪ >> announcer: "the late show

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folks. i might be. i don't know what i'm doing. i don't know what i'm doing. folks, i spend most of my time right over there converting the day's most high performance carbon-fiber news into a topical body with an mmi control cockpit, integrated yacht windows and discreet temperature zones to build for you the spectacular marchi mobile element palazzo superior mobile home that is my monologue. but sometimes, folks, after a bender of purple drank, i drop a dime on the underground serbian hogfight mafia who chase me into a swamp where i curl up inside a tractor tire in a nettle patch and pull the door of an abandoned porta-potty over me to cower inside the snitch's bramble-shack of news that is my segment... >> "meanwhile"! [cheers and applause] >> stephen: it's like a topical ointment for the soul. they know. meanwhile, the founder of whac-a-mole is selling their equestrian estate.

and do not worry. the horses are included. the property is 211 acres and is listed for $5.9 million or 10 trillion tickets. meanwhile, in celebrity alcohol news, supermodel cindy crawford, who's married to casamigos' co-founder rande gerber, is launching her own new brand called "casamigas." it's a catchy name. good luck with that, cindy. far less clunky than my female-focused beverage, "stephen colbert's estro-gin." [applause] strong enough for a man but women can have problems too. meanwhile, a florida woman found a nearly 8-foot alligator inside her home. and of course, this is florida, so she said, "helen! there you are! come on, "wheel" is about to start!" meanwhile, in case you've been living under a rock, there was

an eclipse on monday. on the plus side, if you were under that rock, you still might have your eyesight, because google documented a spike in "why do my eyes hurt" or "eyes hurt" related searches as the total solar eclipse ended. in a totally unrelated story, people who bought certain eclipse glasses from amazon may have received an email saying the glasses are in fact not safe to view the eclipse in. but they add the glasses are effective if you're at a 3d movie and don't want to see it. meanwhile, an environmental group released a report on items they found on beach cleanups on the jersey shore, which included some odd things like fake eyelashes, fishnet stockings, a jockstrap, and a pregnancy test. if you're taking a pregnancy test on a new jersey beach, it gets better is what i'm going to say.

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new zealand flight to australia, when a passenger was fined for urinating in a cup. evidently there was a bit of a delay in deplaning when one of the passengers heard the "unmistakable sound" of someone urinating in a cup. really? unmistakable? to whom? who has that much experience hearing that sound? "all right, gentlemen, play that recording back. that's a 62-year-old man with an enlarged prostate taking a wizz in a paper cup. i know 'cause my life is a horror. i wake up on the beach, take a pregnancy test, then it's back in the nutobile." we'll be right back with christiane amanpour! ♪ ♪ (♪♪) healthier means staying on top of your health at your place... (♪♪)

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♪ ♪ >> stephen: hey, everybody. welcome back. ladies and gentlemen, my first guest tonight has spent 40 years delivering our news on cnn, where she currently serves as the chief international anchor. please welcome back to "the late show," christiane amanpour. [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪

nice to see you again. >> christiane: lovely to be here. >> stephen: now, as i said before, you are cnn's chief international anchor. so i'll bite. what's up with the world? >> christiane: in the world, they are watching your election very, very closely because that is really preoccupying them. having had a collective nervous breakdown the last time. they are trying to prove themselves. >> stephen: i guess i didn't really take that into account all the time. so the world freaked out as much as some of us did. >> christiane: as much as some of you did. some of the world. there were parts of the world they didn't freak out. mostly the autocratic parts of the world. your putins, xis, orbans. those people.

mbs. >> stephen: the idea of a second trump presidency makes americans fearful. i assume the world is freaked out about the second possibility. >> christiane: you've been something freaking out americans, this arizona law from precivil war. that's being really looked at especially in democracies where there are codified women's rights and human rights. france, for instance. on international women's day, march 8th, actually signed into law a constitutional amendment to guarantee a woman's right to make choices about her own body. abortion and other things. [cheers and applause] >> stephen: do many countries have that? >> christiane: not necessarily, no, they don't. this was sort of a demonstration of will by a country that's very supportive of your revolution, to show that this is universal human rights and that women

actually need to be treated like adults. whether it's afghanistan, iran, or the united states, a bunch of grumpy old men shouldn't be making essential decisions. [cheers and applause] for them and their bodies. >> stephen: one of the most important things, the biggest part of their job that's hard to prepare for is international relations. that's domestic policy in the united states that worries people overseas. a second trump presidency, what about that worries our allies around the world? >> christiane: for instance apart from this issue which is vital to people all over the world, they don't want to get caught up in the same nonsense that's happening here in some quarters. for instance, nato. right? nato was something that actually the majority of americans support america in nato, and yet if you remember, donald trump played fast and loose with nato. >> stephen: talked about getting out of it. >> christiane: yes, and very transactional. like, if they don't pay up, i'm

not going to support them. i'm gonna invite putin to do whatever he wants to do. and i won't come and help you. that worries them. they are trying to trump-proof. for instance, ukraine. the maga republicans are following trump in not allowing aid to go to ukraine which is being supported by the west, by the united states because it is a fundamental principle of democracy, freedom, and sovereignty. >> stephen: i never hear a really good explanation from the opposition to supporting ukraine in the united states. the far right republicans. what is the reason why they don't want -- >> christiane: it's very hard to understand because these republicans are people who have been security republicans. they stood up to the communists, they stood up to the soviet union. ronald reagan helped with gorbachev to bring down the evil soviet union. and while putin is not the soviet union, he's an imperialist with land grabbing tendencies. >> stephen: he wants to reconstitute the soviet union.

>> christiane: correct. he believes that a country like ukraine has no right to be free because that looks bad for him. his people might one day, god forbid, say can we have the same freedom as ukraine does? he's trying to make sure that doesn't happen. when they say trump comes to say i have a way to end this war in 24 hours and his way involves telling ukraine to cede territory to putin. >> stephen: stop anyone by surrendering. i won a lot of fights that way. [laughter] >> christiane: as you know, the bully in the playground is not stopped by surrendering. you've got to slap him around. anybody who has a puppy dog... [applause] but seriously. anybody who has a puppy dog knows that there is no satiated button. they're never happy with all the food you give them. they keep wanting to gobble. it's the same with land grabbing dictators. >> stephen: you've covered a lot of conflicts.

you've said, i believe, that covering israel and gaza is extraordinarily difficult. why? because all war is hell. why is this more difficult? >> christiane: first and foremost, independent journalists, foreign journalists are not allowed to cover the war. we are not in gaza. are we? we have made many, many petitions. we've asked the israeli government. >> stephen: no foreign journalists? >> christiane: zero. they basically say you can go if you go with our army. it's embeds, guided tours. you don't get to stay. beyond or move out of line. you've seen the reports from "the new york times" and others who get one or two hour opportunities. that's just not how we report. many, many, many journalists have been killed. the palestinians -- >> stephen: 95. that's the last stat i saw. 95 journalists have been able to get in or who have been in there. >> christiane: or they live there.

>> stephen: have been killed there. i have a question for you and i mean this quite sincerely. what is it about journalism that is worth dying for? >> christiane: first of all, these people are being killed. they are being killed. because there's a big problem going on in gaza right now. what is worth dying for and risking your life? if you're asking me as a foreigner going somewhere, it is to tell the truth and to get under the headlines, to actually know and be people's eyes and ears on the ground and to know what's going on, to try to tell the full story of what's going on. the other fact is that the government in israel right now, is a democracy in that part of the world and it has a robust media landscape. it's potentially -- it's taken measures already to ban for instance al jazeera. that would mean we have one less actual route of information out of gaza. and they are a professional news organization.

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>> stephen: hey, everybody. right there. we are back with a host of "the amanpour hour," christiane amanpour. are the events in israel and gaza and elsewhere in the world but right now that is the spot that's been reorted on the most, is that taking the attention off ukraine? >> christiane: i think it is, sadly, to a huge extent. and it's also, yes, is taking the attention off which means people are not as focused on it as they were before anything remember, majorities of people certainly in the western world in western democracies, in america and elsewhere, were very behind pushing putin out. now things are getting more foggy. as you have the congress refusing to send life-saving weapons, weapons for their defense. they are literally, literally in a very, very very precarious position

and their president zelenskyy, interviewed him. you've interviewed a lot of presidents. he's a really interesting guy. speaks great english now. he says "i can tell you that we will lose this war if we don't get the weapons." for me, it's a tragedy because they are fighting our war. there is no western boots on the ground. america is not sending its women and men. we are not in the west. they are fighting a war to defend democracy in europe and it's a huge big deal. the fact that these weapons are not getting there is very significantly awful. >> stephen: one of the things i >> stephen: one of the things i [applause] one of the things i enjoy and admire about your reprting is there's one thing i enjoy is the two things, one is that you explain, cover many tragedies, terrible conflicts around the world. but you don't despair. or at least you don't broadcast

that despair to the rest of us. and you also perceive things in great complexity and explain the complexity of things. people want black and white. they want to know good guy, bad guy. how do you maintain your broad view of the complexity of a story? what allows you to do that? >> christiane: particularly in this current war, people want black-and-white and can't see or tolerate nuance within the different communities. there is a nuanced view even within the jewish community whether it's here or in israel, around the world. nuanced views within the arab palestinian community and how to you have to be able to reach those. i try to bring those views onto my show and try to bring people together who want to talk to each other despite this horror who want to go towards peace, who want to have a conversation and not be shut down and canceled. that's what gives me the hope but i can tell you it's been

a long time since i felt this bleak and sad about what's going on, because i think we have a crisis of leadership that i think without really strong robust leadership, these two entities right now, they are locked in mortal combat, will never be able to pull themselves away and it's going to continue over and over again unless there's a grown-up, joined up political solution. where did i learn this? i learned it for my own childhood without even knowing. my father is iranian muslim. my mother's english catholic. there are no longer here but nonetheless i grew up believing and knowing and seeing that everything doesn't have to be a zero-sum game. you can have all sorts of great relationships within and between communities and i've just taken that into my work and that keeps me going. [applause] >> stephen: thank you, christiane. "the amanpour hour" airs saturdays on cnn. christiane amanpour, everybody. we'll be right back with ncis' wilmer valderrama.

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♪ ♪ >> stephen: hey, everybody. welcome back. folks, my next guest is an actor you know from "that '70s show," "from dusk til dawn,"

and "ncis." and "ncis." >> sniper's nest. >> it's a nice view from up here. >> yeah. they left the shooting mat. >> didn't have a choice. it's stuck to the roofing tar. >> yeah, that stuff can get everywhere. >> including the shooter's boots. they were waiting up here. they knew vance was coming. >> they knew we were coming too. >> stephen: please welcome back to "the late show,"

wilmer valderrama. [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ nice to see you again. welcome back. welcome back. thank you for dressing up. you look nice. >> wilmer: it's a night to celebrate. >> stephen: exactly. well, 1,000 ncis. that's quite an achievement. 21 seasons. 21 seasons. 1,000 shows. >> wilmer: yeah, i can't take credit for 8700 of those. i've been on since season 13 or so. >> stephen: something like that, so not even half. eight years and not even half of the shows. what's it like to join something that's been going on for 13 years before you ever get there? do they just go "hey, new kid.

we let you know how we do stuff." >> wilmer: pretty much. >> stephen: is there a hazing? is there spanking machine? >> wilmer: i think mark harmon did some spanking, for sure. it's interesting. when i first got the opportunity to join ncis, that was the first conversation. the show was already doing so great. it was number one. what can i contribute to the show? i very quickly realized two things. one, i kind of came there to put a little coffee in their milk. [laughter] and the second, they were very honest with me and said after 13 years, we are not running after the bad guy anymore. >> stephen: they are walking after the bad guy? >> wilmer: yeah, pretty much. they know how to cut people off. i had to kind of be the action guy. >> stephen: after 1,000 episodes, what, how do you keep the show fresh after all that

time? >> wilmer: it's a great question. the show has this interesting -- we always say it's about the people solving the case. when you look back at 1,000 episodes and you look back at 21 and now officially going to 22 seasons. we just got picked up. [applause] you realize very quickly that it's about being present. every five years, the show takes note. it pays attention to what's happening in the world, creates conversation, makes the story lines kind of relevant what's happening and continues to service that, service the people that love the show, the people we are representing. that's what keeps it fresh. every couple years we assess who we are as a show? what are people watching? >> stephen: a lot of people watch. it's one of the shows on cbs. the number one network.

the thing is, it's crazy how many people watch the show. how many people watch on a given night or in a week? >> wilmer: we are one of the very few, if not the only, show that performs on this level. it's the eighth wonder of the world, you know. every monday night, and then by the end of the week, we average about 13 million. last year, 300 million people watched "ncis." >> stephen: wow. that's basically. it's basically what we do here. when you joined, did you go back and watch all 13 seasons? did you watch -- 1,000 shows. did you watch 400 shows? to get ready? >> wilmer: i took it very serious. >> stephen: sure, of course. you have to know the backstory of the show so you watched every episode. >> wilmer: the names of the characters, for sure. i'm going to be completely

honest with you. when i have this opportunity, i was like let me watch the show. the writers were still swinging for the fences, actors are showing up and all that stuff. let me watch an episode. when i watched an episode, i think i got one of the bad apples. >> stephen: it wasn't the best episode? >> wilmer: look, out of 22 episodes, not all of them are bangers, okay? 22 episodes a season and a few of them are for the birds. >> stephen: i want to say something to the cbs brass, i totally disagree. everything you do. >> wilmer: how dare you? i trusted you. oh, i trusted you, stephen. i trusted you. [laughter] you sold me out, man. >> stephen: now you've written a memoir here of your life. there you go. "wilmer valderrama: an american story." it says "everyone's invited." what do you mean everyone's invited?

>> wilmer: when i first started revisiting so much of my story, back to that little kid. you have to have a level of audacity and delusional -- >> stephen: where did you grow up? >> wilmer: venezuela. i was born in miami but raised in venezuela. the one guy. looking back and having the audacity of being such a little kid and dreaming that i could be everything i am right now. i started finding a lot of serenity in that and it reminded me that everything really is possible in america. i can start from that little kid and now i'm in the stephen colbert show. it's what america does. i have so much respect for you. you should know that, for us actors and performers, being on this show is something of a landmark, something you never forget. so everyone's invited, i started really realizing so many of our stories, so many of our immigrant stories have been paraphrased for so much of the

last ten years of propaganda. i started realizing. i feel like maybe it's worth reminding people what immigrants also look like. [cheers and applause] so yeah. >> stephen: the book is "an american story: everyone's invited." the 1,000th episode of "ncis" airs monday at 9:00 p.m. on cbs. it's wilmer valderrama, everybody. wilmer, thank you so much. we'll be right back.

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